The shed came with the house.
It also came with a ship’s bell and a wendyhouse low roof that has cracked my husband’s skull so many times he had to wear a hard hat to enter the place safely. Mice live under the floorboards, slow worms live in the compost heap leaning against it and Madam Charlotte’s feral kittens slink in out of the rain sometimes.
It leaks, it creaks and it is falling down. Garden tools only stay dry on the left hand side and only my flower stakes are slowly rotting away in a corner bucket that has funnelled all of the rain into its sodden depths. A tarpaulin seemed like a good idea in the summer, but by the end of the winter, it has been lashed by storms and shredded by the thorns of the dog rose.
It has had it.
Spring is coming fast and there is no more that can be done to patch it up . The shanty shed is all out of metaphors and must be pulled down and replaced.
When, that is, I can be bothered!
Oh no! That’s too bad. It’s such a cute little garden shed. Will you rebuild?
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Definitely a new shed is coming that is human hight and watertight!
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I agree! It’s a shame to have to tear it down, because it has so much character. 🙂
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Well it has survived ten years of decrepitude due to its cuteness, but now it serves no shed like purpose. I will transfer the sun plaque🌞🌞!
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I know, but it’s a shame. I love old buildings. 😊
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I’m sure that I would feel the same. xx
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I am fond of the shed, but its time has come! Xx
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I’m sure shed to come will be much better.
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well written; I wrote a poem like this once from the perspective of a cubby house recalling it’s former glories called ‘The Cubby House Remembers’
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Id like to read it!
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okay.I’ll see if I can find it and post it 🙂
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I’ve found it. I’m been rereading it with a few tears in my eyes. I’ll put it up tomorrow morning Adelaide time. I hope you enjoy it. It’s been published twice. It’s the first time I’ve read it in over 15 years
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