I opened an old book which was written to teach English to Portuguese speakers.
I found it in a box of books in Brazil over 20 years ago.
This list of phrases evokes so many possible stories , that I leave the construction of the narrative entirely to you.
“Put on your hat.”
Enjoy.
Cathy's real country garden 
marvellous snippets each leading to a story; the writing is clear, grounded and evocative; I especially liked : ‘don’t hit me, it hurts’
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Fascinating isn’t it! I like the diamonds and the fish!
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A little relic!
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I thought you might like it!
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